Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein,

Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi,

Socha Tha Chhod Dein Is Raah Ko,

Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri Aa Gayi..

Is qabar mein bhi humko sukoon ki,

neend naseeb nhi hui 'Faraz' Roz farishtey aa k kehte han,

aaj koi naya shair ho jae..

Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar,

Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar,

EK katra b na choda khoon ka,

pee gyi usko b,

nimbu pani samajh kar.

En sardiyon mai, romance acha nahi "Faraz",

Geezar tera kharab hai,

kuch tu khayal kar..

Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai;

Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue;

Kuch Orkut Aur Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai!

Kal Jab Mile The To Dil Mein Hua Ik Sound;

Or Aaj Mile To Kehte Hain Your File Not Found;

Jo Muddat Se Hota Aaya Hai Wo Repeat Kar Dunga;

Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindagi Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Dunga!

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga;

Sab Hi Ki Tasveerein Jala Dunga;

Ek Tum Hi Rahogi Iss Dil Mein;

Phone Mein Balance Dalwa Do,

Bahut Dua Dunga!

yeh keh kar unhoon nay,

hum say rishta tor diya Faraz,

key moung phali mein daana nahin,

aur hum tumhare nana nahi..

Dil Toota Hai Mera Par Ashk Nahi,

Uss Ka Ehsaas Hai Par Woh Pass Nahi,

Judaii Ka Dard Zaroor Hai Hum Ko,

Lekin Itna Bhi Khaas Nahi!

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,

Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,

Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,

Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain

Bekabu Hai Dil Fir Bhi Jiye Ja Raha Hun;

Khali Hai Botal Fir Bhi Piye Ja Raha Hun;

Majburi To Dekho Iss Dil Ki;

Reply Nahi Mil Raha,

Fir Bhi Message Kiye Jaa Raha Hun!

Musibat ka syrup ho tum,

Aafat ka Injection ho tum,

Tension ka capsule ho tum,

Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki..

Dosti ka OXYGEN ho tum.

Hui Koi Khata Humse To Saja Dena;

Hum Yaad Rahe To Thik Varna Bhula Dena;

Bas Ek Ilteja Hai Tujhse Haseen Ki;

Break Off Se Pehle Apni Kisi Saheli Se Mila Dena!

En sardiyon mai, romance acha nahi "Faraz", Geezar tera kharab hai, kuch tu khayal kar.

Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina,

Wah Wah! Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina,

Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge,

Made in China! Made in China!

Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile,

Wah Wah! Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile,

Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare,

Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile!

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,

dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,

Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,

aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Phoolo me Gulab hai, Guide me devanand hai,

Jasusoo me karamchandra hai,

Kya aap me aur mere me koi jung hai,

phir kyu aapke sher apke phone mei, hi band hai..

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,

fir ruthe to jag chhute,

agar fir ruthe dil tute,

aur agar fir ruthe?

nikal danda maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar,

Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr,

Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De,

Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend MERE liye Chhod de.

Woh mujhse mairay piyar ka, hisaab chahti hai Faraz, jiski khud matric main, hisaab ki supply thi..

June mein kabhi holi nahi hoti May mein kabhi Diwali nahi hoti Koi pyar bhara dil roya hoga Varna January me kabhi barsat nahi hoti.

Kuch Hosh Bhi Fanna The,

Kuch Aankhon Mein Bhi Nami Thi;

Saari Raat Jis Se Hum Ne Chatting Ki,

Vo Hamari Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,

Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,

Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.

Katal karna hai to nigahonse kar talwar me kya rakha hai Pyar karna hai to mujhse kar mere doston me kya rakha hai.

Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi,

Kwahishon se bhara ho har pal,

Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage,

Itni khushiyan de aapko,

pados wali ladkiyo ka dal..

Haale Tak Mojood Ne Iss Dil Wich Tere Kadmaa De Nishaan; Tere Ton Baad Asi Kise Hor Nu Iss Raah Ton Gujjran Nhi Dittaa!

TU NAHI MNNI TA KI HOEYA KISSE HOR NU MNAA-LNGE APNA PYAR TE APNI KIISMAT KITTE HOR VI AZMAA-LNGE.!!!

Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse,

Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,

Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota,

Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota;

Tera Har Marz Ulajhta,

Meri Jaan-E-Natwaan Se;

Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota,

To Mujhe Bukhaar Hota!

Woh Mujhse Milkar Royi Itna Ki;

Uski Naak Ka Bulbula Dekh Kar Meri Hasi Nikal Gayi!