Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho!

Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse,

Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,

Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota,

Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota;

Tera Har Marz Ulajhta,

Meri Jaan-E-Natwaan Se;

Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota,

To Mujhe Bukhaar Hota!

Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali,

Tabhi milti nahi garwali,

Gulam ban ke fas jate hai,

Ishq ke jaal mein,

Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali.

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna,

Bhool Gayee Tum;

Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya Ke,

Paste Karna Bhool Gayee dost Tum..

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,

fir ruthe to jag chhute,

agar fir ruthe dil tute,

aur agar fir ruthe?

nikal danda maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

Is qabar mein bhi humko sukoon ki,

neend naseeb nhi hui 'Faraz' Roz farishtey aa k kehte han,

aaj koi naya shair ho jae..

Badal garja par barsaat nahi aayi,

Dil dhadka magar awaz nahi aayi,

Pura din gujarne ko hai dost,

par kaano mei apki gandi awaj nai aayi...

Baadal Garja Shor Ke saath;

Barish Bhi Hui Bade Zor Ke Sath;

Zara Dhayan Rakhna Apni Girlfriend Ka;

Kahin Bhaag Naa Jaaye Kisi Aur Ke Sath!

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar,

Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr,

Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De,

Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend MERE liye Chhod de.

Maine jannat ka darwaja bajaya,

Awaz aayi kya chahiye,

Maine kaha khushi,

Awaj aayi kiske liye,

mere kamine dost k liye...

Dekho kaise matakte ho,

kitna uchal k chalte ho,

Mana ap ka janamdin hai,

itna kyu fudakte ho..

Ishq Ke Khayaal Buhut Hein,

Ishq Ke Charche Buhut Hein,

Sochte Hein Hum Bhi Kar Lein Ishq,

Par Sunte Hein Ishq Mein Kharche Buhut Hein.

School ki life 10+2 tak,

College ki life pado jab tak,

Love ki life shaadi tak,

But hamari dosti ki life saalo,

februray 31 tak

Hum thi nikle the sache pyar ki talash me...

Par dhoop bahut jyada thi to soda pi ke wapas aa gaye...

Pehla eh sadi shahi sawari hunda c,

sabh naalo sbtoh pyari hunda c,

jatt krke jdo mucha khundiya ihnu chalaunda,

chd deya loka toh wah wah khaunda ,

hun eh bnke fukriya da khadona reh gya,

hun tah yarron bullet bnke splender reh gya....

Phoolo me Gulab hai, Guide me devanand hai,

Jasusoo me karamchandra hai,

Kya aap me aur mere me koi jung hai,

phir kyu aapke sher apke phone mei, hi band hai..

Safar dosti ka yuhi chalta rahe,

Suraj chahe har sham dhalta rahe,

Na dhalegi apni dosti ki subha,

chahe murga jitni marzi bang deta rahe..

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai

Chup Ho Kis Wajah Se,

Humein Maloom Nahi Hai Magar;

Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab Tum Bakwas Nahi Karte!

Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi Maine kaha mere dilme dard he To idiot jate-jate JHANDU BAM de gayi....

Har khushi khushi mange aapse,

Jindagi jinda dili mange aapse,

Ujala ho mukaddar me aapke itna,

Ki chand bhi apne balab k liye,

roshni mange aapse.

Thori He Dair K liye To,

Chaarpai Pe Lety Thy Faraz,

Kisi Ullu K Pathay Ne,

Janaza Parha Diya..

Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye,

To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge;

Aap Shayari To Shuru Kijiye,

Itne Milenge Ki Aap Gin Nahi Payenge...

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!

Dost Ne Kahaa Imtihaan Mein ki,

Paanchve Swaaal Ka Jawaab Batao;

Main Bhi Muskuraa Kar Bas Itna Hi Keh Saka "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao!"

Yai soch kar hum ne Exam ke dino mai,

Bachi phansayi "Faraz",

Ke har kamyaad aadmi ke peche,

ek aurat ka haath hota hai..

Hum Whiskey Nahi Pite, Hum Rum Bhi Nahi Pite;

Hum Gam Bhulane Ke Naam Pe, Jaam Hi Nahi Pite;

Aggar Mil Jaye Yaaron Ki Mehfil;

To Khuda Ki Kasam,

Hum un kamino mei se,

Kisi Se Kam Nahi Pite..

Arz Kiya Hai: Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein; Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein; Koi Hai Kya Mast Item, Aapke Dhyaan Mein!

Phul aisa ho jo bag ko khusboo se bhar de,

Humsafar aisa ho jo andhere ko roshni se bhar de,

Aur ek dost aisa ho jo,

har mahine hmara mobile bill bhar de...

Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye,

Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai,

Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De,

Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai!